Ha. That got your attention.
Well, my last post, a profound analysis of the links between Linux and anarcho-syndicalist communes, got the lowest readership for weeks. Right. Now I ‘ve got you, I need to explain my firm views on certain procedural subtleties in last year’s Research Assessment Exercise. It seems … where are you going ? Sit down. As I was saying, procedural subtleties. My analysis shows beyond any doubt, with only a slight adjustment of the prior, that the connection between … what are you doing now ? What do you mean, was that the door ? Look, at least I don’t give you long essays about my cat’s diseases and how impressed I was when I met the Welsh President at Gary Linneker’s latest opera. Just show some patience. According to information on the DBIS website, you can see that … hang on whats that smell ? I think my dinner is burning.
August 18, 2009 at 10:39 am |
Does he mean me?
August 18, 2009 at 3:13 pm |
Obviously.
August 18, 2009 at 10:42 am |
Dear DH Lawrence,
I think it would clearly be wrong to adjust the Prior. He’s clearly the best choice for wicket keeper.
Yours sincerely,
Mrs Trellis
August 18, 2009 at 9:15 pm |
Caused nightmares, more like! Some things it is just best not to think about.
August 21, 2009 at 8:20 am |
“Astronomers do it in the dark” read an old bumper sticker. Better than “lawyers do it in their briefs” or “divers do it deeper”.